BT woos Sky customers with free crisps
BROADBAND supplier BT is offering free grab bags of crisps in a move designed to woo Sky customers.
A spokesman said: We re usually marketing to nice middle-class students and their mothers, so this is a departure for us.
But our data shows that Sky people love vulgar things.
We re also doing a free ornamental plate with a picture of frolicking Staffordshire bull terriers on it.