BT woos Sky customers with free crisps

BROADBAND supplier BT is offering free grab bags of crisps in a move designed to woo Sky customers.

A spokesman said: We re usually marketing to nice middle-class students and their mothers, so this is a departure for us.

But our data shows that Sky people love vulgar things.

We re also doing a free ornamental plate with a picture of frolicking Staffordshire bull terriers on it.

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